How not to comment spam!

I was hit by a run of attempted comment spam last night by someone obviously using a new tool they downloaded from useless-comment-spammers.com. The first attempted comment was so obviously spam it was untrue:

Author : Use Keyword Here
E-mail : You@Your-email.com
URI    : http://www.Your-Domain.com/Your-Page.htm
Comment:
Personally, I never use more than a single link in the comment I post because doing
so can trigger spam catchers if the user has that plugin activated, whereas a single
link will not.

You would think that they at least had the spare brain cells to read the script they were attempting to spam with before starting there spam run!